tag:breezypalms.blog.co.uk,2009-11-08:/MokoFeed2009-11-08T09:05:39+01:00tag:breezypalms.blog.co.uk,2007-11-25:/2007/11/25/no_coincidence~3347911/breezypalms402007-11-25T02:30:00+01:002007-11-25T02:30:00+01:00 <p>I flap.Let there be absolutly-positively-no mistake about that,any type of pressure or some kind of reasonable expectation of me then I fall to fucking pieces,,,,,oh mama yes.Many a poor sap has had the soul destroying task of having to work with me,just to watch me wet myself from the sheer panic of lifes easy and mundain tasks,boo blabber!!!<br> It can be no coincidence that I was born with palms the size of two deflated beach balls,oh no,the'creator of everything' had a plan for me all right.Put dude on earth,,,give him oversize and stupendously funny palms,,,give him the almost supernatural ability to alienate those around him and hey presto you have me breezypalms40.<br> Why oh why do I have the personality of road kill,or the charisma of double cucumber soup?<br> Well this has cheered me up no end so without further ado I shall waft myself up to bed with my gust inducing mitts,alone obviously,and call it a night.<br> Remember,,,,,,,,,,,,,even on your worst day,your still not as bad a fuck-up as me!!!!!!!!.<br> Elk elk banana skateboard. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://BREEZYPALMS.blog.co.uk/2007/11/25/no_coincidence~3347911/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>